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Ring

Posted in Perfection on February 28, 2008 | 4 Comments »

I’m still waiting for my ring to come back- I had to have it sized down. But I got tired of not having a picture of it, so I went online and found the picture from the store’s website. And I couldn’t take as good a picture of the ring anyway This is what my [...]

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!!!!!!

Posted in Anger on February 27, 2008 | 2 Comments »

Have you ever wanted to stand on top of a building and shout “FUCK YOU!”?Because right now? At this moment? I really do. But only to one client that I fired today. Thats right, I fired THEM!And we all rejoiced.Most of the time I don’t get much mileage out of this whole “office manager” title. [...]

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BLEH!

Posted in Uncategorized on February 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »

I have NO motivation today. Not one drop. I’ve never thought about how motivation is measured, but its definitely a fluid measurement.

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Take cover

Posted in Random on February 25, 2008 | 3 Comments »

The most humorless man I’ve ever met just made a joke and it was even funny.I swear the world is now ending.It was nice knowing you all.

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I fear there has been some confusion

Posted in life is good on February 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

This is meteor man Not Brian. Allow me to illustrate how far above other men he is (yes, what might be termed barfing rainbows. it happens a lot around here.) This is Brian with Emma at the zoo. She always has that smug look when she’s with him. This is Brian in a tux And [...]

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I’d say only in Idaho

Posted in weird in Idaho on February 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

But I know this kind of thing isn’t limited to Idaho. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you… METEOR MAN!

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unconventional methods of fatherhood

Posted in Brian as Dad on February 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Brian: “Do you know why boys get so tall?”Emma shakes her head no.Brian: ” So they can headbutt giraffes!”

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I love the Onion

Posted in Onionisms on February 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

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In which I admit to the seismic sensitivity of a rock

Posted in BOOM baby on February 21, 2008 | 1 Comment »

Well, maybe not even a rock. I don’t know- do rocks feel earthquakes? I mean are they aware of them? Because apparantly there was a 6.0 earthquake and I missed it completely. Not many people here did feel it- It was in Northern Nevada so its not as if it was right under my feet.I [...]

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Hooray for Life!

Posted in The evil side of Ariel on February 19, 2008 | 1 Comment »

So I believe I’d mentioned that I felt shitty last weekend but there were some humorous moments too. Well, one that I can think of anyway.Like when I said “I know I’m just sick but if I didn’t know better I’d say I felt pregnant.” Which led to many repeated admonitions to go to the [...]

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