Archive for February, 2008
Ring
Posted by nothingwitty in Perfection on February 28, 2008
I’m still waiting for my ring to come back- I had to have it sized down. But I got tired of not having a picture of it, so I went online and found the picture from the store’s website. And I couldn’t take as good a picture of the ring anyway 
This is what my “pre-engagement ring” looks like. It looks even better on my finger
* Update It came in today, So I ran and got it! And it’s perfect!*
!!!!!!
Posted by nothingwitty in Anger on February 27, 2008
Have you ever wanted to stand on top of a building and shout “FUCK YOU!”?
Because right now? At this moment? I really do. But only to one client that I fired today. Thats right, I fired THEM!
And we all rejoiced.
Most of the time I don’t get much mileage out of this whole “office manager” title. But today it was lots and lots of fun. We’ve hated this client for a long time. Or rather his mother, who makes all the decisions for HIS business. So it’s her we all hate. If you are 45 you should be able to wipe your own ass. SO GOOD RIDDANCE LINDA! I’ve always hated you.
BLEH!
Posted by nothingwitty in Uncategorized on February 26, 2008
I have NO motivation today. Not one drop. I’ve never thought about how motivation is measured, but its definitely a fluid measurement.
Take cover
Posted by nothingwitty in Random on February 25, 2008
The most humorless man I’ve ever met just made a joke and it was even funny.
I swear the world is now ending.
It was nice knowing you all.
I fear there has been some confusion
Posted by nothingwitty in life is good on February 22, 2008
This is meteor man
Not Brian. Allow me to illustrate how far above other men he is
(yes, what might be termed barfing rainbows. it happens a lot around here.)
This is Brian with Emma at the zoo. She always has that smug look when she’s with him.
This is Brian in a tux
And this is Brian and I at his sister’s wedding last May.
I’d say only in Idaho
Posted by nothingwitty in weird in Idaho on February 22, 2008
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you…
METEOR MAN!
unconventional methods of fatherhood
Posted by nothingwitty in Brian as Dad on February 22, 2008
Brian: “Do you know why boys get so tall?”
Emma shakes her head no.
Brian: ” So they can headbutt giraffes!”
I love the Onion
Posted by nothingwitty in Onionisms on February 21, 2008
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In which I admit to the seismic sensitivity of a rock
Posted by nothingwitty in BOOM baby on February 21, 2008
Well, maybe not even a rock. I don’t know- do rocks feel earthquakes? I mean are they aware of them? Because apparantly there was a 6.0 earthquake and I missed it completely. Not many people here did feel it- It was in Northern Nevada so its not as if it was right under my feet.
I am claiming that the reason I didn’t sleep well the last half of the night was the fact that I could feel the earth’s stress.
The local DJ on the radio I was listening to claims that since his dog slept through it there was no earthquake and go to work already. He says there is no way his dog is that dumb.
All I can say is- major fault lines= sometimes having earthquakes. And if its big enough to worry about I’m sure I’ll notice it.
Hooray for Life!
Posted by nothingwitty in The evil side of Ariel on February 19, 2008
So I believe I’d mentioned that I felt shitty last weekend but there were some humorous moments too. Well, one that I can think of anyway.
Like when I said “I know I’m just sick but if I didn’t know better I’d say I felt pregnant.” Which led to many repeated admonitions to go to the store and buy a pregnancy test. Really! Buy a test!
Which I eventually did and guess what it told me? I’m NOT pregnant! Woo Hoo! So I spent 8 bucks and it was wasted. I mean I did buy the 2 pack, so technically only half of it was wasted but still! I’m not taking the other one until I actually think that maybe I might be pregnant.
However, 24 hours on the antibiotics and I feel there may be hope- my head only hurts a little bit and I can breathe a little better.
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