Archive for February, 2008

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Resisting the urge to use the “VOID” stamp on my forehead.
I haven’t been sleeping well :)

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Yes. I’m whining.

So whats that you say? You’ve been sick for a month?
Me too!
Sick and restless? It hurts to move but when you are moving at least you are somewhat distracted from your misery?
Oh, and your computer DIED! DIED! and you have nothing else to do?
Why don’t you pull every box of books and paperwork that you still haven’t unpacked (9) and open them up and spread them around your house! SUPER FUN!
Then reorganize ALL of your books and paperwork and buy a new computer and clean like a mad fiend for hours on end and then clean some more!
That is a great way to spend your weekend! I promise!
And then when you go in for the Dr’s Appointment Monday you will look like death warmed over (which at this point you actually are, because you have the sinus infection from hell and haven’t slept well for 4 days) causing your health practitioner to reach for her Rx pad the first moment you step in her office.
CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve won first prize! 10 days of upset stomach from the 875 mg of Augmentin you will be taking every 12 hours!
Oh, and NO SEX, as the antibiotic can reduce the birth controls effectiveness.
See? Don’t I know how to have a great weekend?

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Has is ever occurred to anyone that Paris Hilton has man shoulders?

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Greetings from Tesla

Tesla would be my new very expensive addiction. Tesla is the computer Brian and I bought today to replace the one that DIED! DIED! Tesla is sleek and black with an alluring blue light.
Tesla is lovely and if Tesla wasn’t an electronic device I would be licking it. I’m afraid of electrocution.

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A quick rundown on Valentines day!

We both worked,
I’d spent 2 weeks trying for a wii, with no luck,
So plan b I carried out at lunch ON the day.

So…. I came home with Emma to a house filled with red balloons, candles lit and flowers. And a little tiny package…. Inside it was a dainty little black velvet box!
And inside the box?
GODZILLA!
Cause Brian knows that I have a thing for lizards.
Just kidding.
Inside was a ring! :)
No, its not an engagement ring, I guess you could call it a promise ring, except for the fact that it sounds somewhat juvenile.
Its a “I love you and someday in the near future I am going to put an engagement ring on your finger.”
I love it! I’d have a picture for you all to see, except that the computer at home died. DIED!
So. Its beautiful :)
Anyway, we ate mashed potatoes and fillet mignon, which I managed to cook to perfection, and we drank some lovely wine(Ravenwood Shiraz- Australian, Mr Jones)
and then…….
:)
just kidding, we were all asleep by 10. But it was a really really lovely Valentines day.

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I need to take work home, but I have to ask myself- Will I get to it tonight? Probably no, seeing as I have to shop for Valentines day, get goodies for Emma’s class and address 20 valentines for her classmates, all the while doing all the crap I normally do in the evening, ie EVERYTHING.
I don’t know how the hell I’d do it with more than one kid!

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I have to keep it going now…

I may just be just a wee bit evil.
:)
Well, more than just a little.

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The Landlord on FunnyOrDie.com

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Good Cop, Baby Cop on FunnyOrDie.com

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Because sitting across the hall from each other is not enough, no we must type nonsense back and forth

——————————- Friday, February 08, 2008——————————-
[Jacqueline wrote]
[9:19 am] Why am I so tired?
[Ariel wrote]
[9:23 am] Well there’s a warm fuzzy person right there….
[Jacqueline wrote]
[9:24 am] Yeah, no kidding
[Ariel wrote]
[10:37 am] Yes. I stand by my assesmnet that they are not warm fuzzies.
[10:37 am] And I WANT ALCOHOL
[Jacqueline wrote]
[10:37 am] I agree with both statements!
[Ariel wrote]
[10:37 am] How’s that for a non sequiter
[10:37 am] sp
[10:37 am] :)
[Jacqueline wrote]
[10:38 am] I want junk food, mmmmmmmmmm fries, nachos, chocolate………..
[Ariel wrote]
[10:38 am] yes
[10:38 am] I want chocolate thats deep fried
[Jacqueline wrote]
[10:38 am] mmmmmmmmmmm and on a sitck :)
[Ariel wrote]
[10:39 am] uh huh!
[Jacqueline wrote]
[10:39 am] fried stuff on a stick mmmmmmmmmmmm
[Ariel wrote]
[10:39 am] mmmmm
[10:39 am] except not a pickle
[Jacqueline wrote]
[10:39 am] yeah, pickles are gross
[10:39 am] so is corn
[10:39 am] yuk
[Ariel wrote]
[10:40 am] Deep fried chocolate….
[10:40 am] mmmmmmm
[Jacqueline wrote]
[10:40 am] with a margarita on the side, or 2 or 3
[Ariel wrote]
[10:40 am] *drooooooooooooools*
[Jacqueline wrote]
[10:41 am] I’m picturing Homer Simpson MMMMMMMMMM beeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr
[10:41 am] only substitute beer with margarita
[Ariel wrote]
[10:42 am] yes
[10:42 am] our understanding is completely in sync
[Jacqueline wrote]
[10:43 am] it’s like we’re reading each other’s minds
[Ariel wrote]
[10:43 am] Or stomachs.
[Jacqueline wrote]
[10:43 am] yeah
[Ariel wrote]
[10:43 am] our cravings are totally speaking to each other
[Jacqueline wrote]
[10:44 am] totally. Evil little gremlins.
[Ariel wrote]
[10:44 am] With little whirling red and blue eyes

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