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    How can you tell this table is being sold by a man?     And don't cheat either!  It's not hard to tell!       This table was for sale on eBay. How can you tell it is being sold by a man? Can you solve this little riddle? First look and [...]

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Evidently my ego was fragile yesterday and needed some propping up…Emma and I both had a good time at the dentist.The dental hygienist who cleaned Emma’s teeth told her “Usually we let mom’s sit right here and wait while we clean your teeth!”And Emma looked over at me and said “You sit right there mom!”So [...]

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So Emma goes to the Dentist for her very first appointment tomorrow. I brush her teeth for her and they look lovely to me, so I don’t foresee any problems. (Other than the fact that she’ll need braces in 8 or so years) So here is the bet.Under the financial terms of our divorce – [...]

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I'm offering 10 points if anyone can find a copy ANYWHERE ofThe Stone Skippers by Ian Burgham.Its entirely possible I can go to a used book store here and possibly find one, but I haven't looked yet.You'd think that a book published in 2007 would not already be out of print.  (Or so amazon claims!) [...]

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Let me preface this by saying I’ve already had one. And it was delicious.I’m listening to the songs of my youth- Bryan Adams, Sting, U2….. Random songs from soundtracks…Brian is fishing and I miss him dreadfully. Emma was in tears because really? The 10 hugs and kisses Brian gave her before he left are simply [...]

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I bawled my eyes out at the end of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows”.SOBBED.And I feel in the mood to do it again.

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So today I eat at Baja Fresh for lunch. And I get a taco and a side salad.Usually I get the fat free salsa verde as a salad dressing which they claim is mild but is actually pretty spicy. I like spicy stuff!Anyway.I’m filling up my little container with cilantro cause I LOVE the stuff [...]

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———- Forwarded message ———-From: Needs Dirt <needsdirt@gmail.com> Date: Tue, Jul 15, 2008 at 1:01 PM Subject: Re: I think margaritas sound goodTo: Terry Wednesday.3 o'clock.If all goes well the plant gets returned Friday. A blender will be provided.If my demands are not met, the PLANT GETS BLENDED! HAHAHAoinkHAHAHAHAHAHA

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So yesterday we left the ransom note for Terry. She laughs and laughs.And wonders where the stuffed pig was.And then we send her this picture: This morning she received this picture.The current ransom says “margaritas or the plant gets snuffed”

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