Nothing Witty

Why I love Jenny the Bloggess:

Also, today someone sent me an email telling me that God strangles a kitten every time I say “awesome” and I was all “There’s no way God has enough time to strangle that many kittens” but then I realized that God could probably multi-task like a mofo and that it’s probably some kind of sin to question his magical kitten-strangling abilities.  Also, I’ve killed a lot of kittens.  Apparently.
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SO then Brian and I are talking about killing kittens- there is that whole “everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten” poster and I say “I’ve killed a lot of kittens, but I bet you’ve killed more kittens than I have!”  and all he said was “Probably.”

And then he said I could blog this.