• Emma snuggles
• hot tea
• Warm sunshine
• Feeling okay today (even though I was scheduled to give blood today and I COULDN’T because my red blood cell count was too low)
• Dinner in the crockpot!

It’s not the money he spent on it, it’s knowing he thinks I’m worth it. It’s knowing he wanted the best for me.

In the silliest stupidist way possible-

I was driving home and saw a Chinese food restaurant and thought “I AM DEPRESSED I SHALL EAT CHINESE FOOD!”

And now I am sick- because I’ve been eating REALLY healthy lately (mostly vegan.) And I just went and ate some gross chicken in a slimy sauce (only a little cause it was NASTY) and a whole bunch of fried rice.  And judging from the headache I’d say it was heavily laced with MSG.

Bleck.

So instead of feeling sad now I have an MSG headache and an upset stomach.

That’s what I get for eating well I guess.  My body is used to better and it is letting me know that.

I asked Jacqueline to be my maid of honor (not that I have any favorites amongst any of my bridal party, I adore them all)and she said yes and now she’s moving.

Something to do with the fact that her husband accepted a head pro job at some fancy schmancy top 100 golf course and he’s going to be making lots more money and following his dreams or some other such nonsense. Why would anyone want that?

She’s still my maid of honor of course but this whole FRIENDS MOVING ACROSS THE FUCKING COUNTRY trend (pokes Kate(Other maid of honor!)) has GOT TO STOP.

I mean, her husband has been looking for a long time and I’m happy for them, it’s just Jacqueline and I have sat across from each other for 3 years.  I’ve seen her 5 out of 7 days for every week for 3 years. We text. We email.  WE ARE CLOSE PEOPLE.

I wonder how long it would take to sprout from a seed?

Shall I do this?

So her fiancee said lets go to lunch.

And the girl said yes.

But the fiancee was late.

But when the fiancee finally came he brought her these:

And then he told her she had to pick where they were going to lunch, so they went and had sushi.

And the girl admired her fiancee during lunch.

Because she thought he was wonderful.

The end.

If you look up the restaurant’s nutritional information before you go it will make it much harder to eat whatever you want.

WTF?  Chicken strips that are 2000 calories?  The looked like the best chicken strips in the entire world but knowing how many calories I couldn’t order them.

I had Grilled chicken.  And broccoli. And I was not sorry.

Note to self. You will still want dessert…..

But Monday continues to kick my ass and its Wednesday.

WTF Wednesday?