Archive for March, 2009

???WTF???

David- the sperm donor- i.e. he who contributed half of my genetic material, is a jerk.  And not only a jerk, a genuine bad person.

And even worse? He found Jesus! Trust me, click on the link, you will not be sorry.

So he’s verbally and emotionally abusive, manipulative, and now he does it all under the guise of Christianity. AWESOME! He gives Christians a bad name.

Anyway, after years of verbal and emotional abuse, All of us girls have pretty much cut off contact with him.  And now my little sister, who he hurt the WORST, has decided she needs closure and that she’s going to start seeing him again.

I’m upset by this.  Like she needs to be hurt anymore…

The entire family is sadly bat shit crazy.  They are not invited to my wedding.  And my REAL dad Jeff will walk me down the isle. And the crazies?  They are on the “list of people to call the cops on if they show up”.  Seriously.

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Grace in Small things

  • Puppies!
  • Being smart enough to realize how much of a fuckwit my sire actually is and cutting my losses
  • Doc’s that last like 10 years
  • Engagement pictures!
  • Cell phones

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I totally washed Brian’s cell phone last night.

In the washing machine.

It was awesome.

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Grace in Small Things

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Kindergarten. Now comes with SWAG!

I picked up the registration packet this morning.  Emma now has a bunch of refrigerator magnets and a tee shirt.

Unfortunately, the swag bag didn’t come with any bling or booze for me-and I needed booze; I about had a panic attack walking in because HOLY HELL my baby is going to kindergarten.

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Grace in Small Things

  • Shortbread cookies
  • Emma wanting snuggles
  • Bookmarks
  • The smell of onions and celery softening
  • My new fish Oto (Short for Otocinclus!)

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Work rant

I do not understand the people who think that just because they don’t file the tax forms I gave them to file with the IRS, that the IRS isn’t going to notice. Because they do.

That is all.

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Grace in Small Things

  • Croissants!
  • Puppy Cam! Any day now!
  • Bailey’s Irish Cream
  • Staplers
  • Back massages from the best man in the whole world

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Lifeline

I have a little shrine, I guess you could call it,  in my office.  I can look over and see the pictures of the ones I love and my day is a little brighter :) lifeline

In other news:  Oreo’s dipped in milk = WIN!

Oreo’s dipped in hot tea = FAIL!

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Grace in Small Things Sat- Monday

Saturday: We were camping at Miracle Hot Springs- I soaked for hours in hot water and it was good for my soul.

  • My new Thule roof rack bag which let us pack things MUCH easier.
  • Electric Blankets and extension cords.
  • Hot coffee
  • Emma’s grumpiness at the robin and his mate building a nest in the tree above us who woke us up singing.
  • Having a sense of humor when there WAS NO ROAD SIGN on the road we needed to turn on which let to a 20 mile detour at 9:30 at night.

Sunday

  • Watching Emma paddle around the pools- first with a tube and water wings, but later with only waterwings.  CUTEST thing ever.
  • Sitting around a campfire drinking a margarita on the rocks
  • The trip home through beautiful rolling hills.
  • The new roof bag only decreasing my MPG by 2, and that going 75 mph.  I’m happy!
  • Battery chargers!

Monday!

  • Feeling refreshed and better able to concentrate
  • Soft beds
  • Cooking dinner on a full sized stove :)
  • Grandparents
  • Friends

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