Nothing Witty

Blogging  started out as a way to keep in touch with a friend and just for fun.  In the process it has helped me through some tough times and has helped me to enjoy the good times even more. You might call it a form of cheap therapy. Or cheap Prozac without the side effects. I still blog for therapy but more for fun these days.

Brie and pears are currently my favorite dessert, although I’d be happier if pears didn’t have such a funky texture.

I’m married with a six year old daughter.

I like to go camping with my in-laws. I’m sure I’d like to go camping with my side but it doesn’t happen.

I love big words.

People who leave nasty comments will find them altered to say ridiculously flattering things about me. No one has given me the chance to do this yet.  I am terribly disappointed.

I want to live in Switzerland some day cause I’d like to get good at the whole neutrality thing.

I miss the ocean.

People who come to my blog usually come here looking for “Mormon Pantyhose” but they are sorely disappointed.

I like the rain but I hate being cold.

If I ever win the lottery I will buy an Aston Martin.

I only buy  and drink fair trade coffee.

I like paper lanterns.

I am a recovering Mormon.

I like my husband- he’s really really ridiculously good looking and an ambiturner. He’s also a lot of fun and sweet too.  He knows when to buy me chocolate and when to make out. These are excellent qualities.

Wind chimes annoy me when they are high pitched and tinkly.

I’d love to learn to play the cello.

If you don’t leave a comment I’ll be terribly sad. Or stabby. It’s up to you, really.

I love water but hate juice.

I am a survivor of childhood sexual abuse.

I am a survivor of two abusive  marriages.

I don’t find jokes about rape and abuse funny.

My sister is biracial and I don’t think racism is funny.

I will never laugh at racist jokes.

My other sister is bi-sexual and I don’t laugh at gay jokes.

I believe in equality for all.

I used to be Mormon, and then thought I was just a Christian for a while, but now I’m mostly kind of a Buddhist Atheist.

I voted for Obama and I’m happy with my choice.

I think Sarah Palin is a TWIT.

I might have voted for McCain but he chose Sarah Palin as his running mate. See above.

I think we should all go and get Orange Mocha Frappachinos.

World peace is awesome.

I’m pretty sure this world is doomed by the actions of humanity and if I could jump on a spaceship and head to another new clean Class M planet I totally would. And we wouldn’t eff that one up.

I play WoW.  I am a geek.

I can tell your “You are very Ugly!” in Klingon.  I hope I don’t have to, as it’s probably not true!

Vulcans totally turn me on.