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		<title>In the quiet round these here parts&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 16:34:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Note to self, girl&#8217;s got attitude. Also? Must find scanner, to scan in decent pictures of Alice&#8217;s cuteness. Also? Must buy new camera. Must.  Cell phone camera not cutting it.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=3223&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>When the cat&#8217;s away the mice will play</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2009/05/02/when-the-cats-away-the-mice-will-play/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 19:13:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brian&#8217;s off molesting fish- he&#8217;s been gone since Thursday.  We signed the offer on the house (ACCEPTED!) and then he left.  No celebrating for us.  (I&#8217;m guessing he did an entire bottle&#8217;s worth of gin celebrating without me though!) Every year on the first weekend of May, Brian and his dad and all of their [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=1812&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Brian says &#8220;Why are you always taking pictures woman?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2009/04/29/brian-says-why-are-you-always-taking-pictures-woman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 20:19:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;All we are doing is testing out a potential camping chair and snuggling and you are always taking pictures!&#8221; Not really, he just looked it.  He doesn&#8217;t like his picture taken. The chair? Super comfortable- much easier to snuggle small child than in conventional camping chair&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=1802&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Random Share</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2009/03/27/random-share/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The number of times in a year we buy &#8220;cereal&#8221; (as in sugar coated unhealthy deliciousness in a box ) is equal to about 2. Actually, I think it&#8217;s probably less than that because we&#8217;ve lived together for almost 2 years and the first time I ever actually bought any was about a month ago. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=1639&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Reason 7,124,678,655 why I love Brian</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2009/02/03/reason-7124678655-why-i-love-brian/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 15:40:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I tell Emma it&#8217;s time to go, and she says &#8220;I can&#8217;t because I need to snuggle Daddy for just a couple more minutes!&#8221; and runs and jumps on the bed (he has a 10 AM class this morning, so is sleeping in late) and cuddles up to him.  The look of contentment on her [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=1359&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Emma</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2009/01/27/dear-emma/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 03:21:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever since I knew I was pregnant with you- which would be approximately 6 years ago around about this time, my entire world has revolved around you.  Protecting you, loving you.  I&#8217;ve loved you since the first thought of you crossed my mind. You are by far the most perfect thing I&#8217;ve ever done. You [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=1324&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Easter and a cake and a whole lotta other shit rolled into one.</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2008/04/25/easter-and-a-cake-and-a-whole-lotta-other-shit-rolled-into-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I was feeling domestic.So I baked a cake. Wanna see a picture? Its a carrot cake and it was pretty good. It had pineapple and coconut in it.The link I got it from is HERE. Anyway&#8230; I think I need a better camera. Also? It would have been really pretty if I&#8217;d bothered to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=216&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A conversation</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2008/03/28/a-conversation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brian: &#8220;I&#8217;ve been eaten by a nargle before, it wasn&#8217;t pleasant.&#8221;Emma: &#8220;Well stay away from them!&#8221; - none of us know what nargles are but Luna Lovegood worries about them and so do we.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=196&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Emotional me</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2008/03/19/emotional-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I can cry at the drop of a hat.Weddings, births, deaths, songs on the radio- hell, even commercials make me cry! So I&#8217;m doing payroll for a company and in it is a note from a girl- written on the paper she has her social security card copied on.It reads : &#8220;Boss&#8221; I got [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=181&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>unconventional methods of fatherhood</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2008/02/22/unconventional-methods-of-fatherhood/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brian: &#8220;Do you know why boys get so tall?&#8221;Emma shakes her head no.Brian: &#8221; So they can headbutt giraffes!&#8221;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=156&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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