If you follow me on Twitter, today you might have read this: I asked my husband if he would bring me a cupcake. He asked me if I would not love him anymore if he didn’t. I’d had a shitty day- I tangled with a difficult client (no fun!) so I told him it might [...]
Archive for the ‘Fat Ass’ Category
Just desserts
Posted in Brian, Fat Ass, Food, Grace in small things, Home, life is good, tagged Love on March 10, 2010 | 3 Comments »
In which she shares a funny commercial, and tells you all about how she shouted “Avada Kedavra!”at the fruit tart she was cooking!
Posted in Fat Ass, Food, Geek Obsession, life is good, tagged Cooking fun with Ariel on February 20, 2010 | 2 Comments »
First things first. I was watching sponge bob with my nieces and I saw a funny commercial. It’s moderately horrifying, actually: There were others! Stupid advertising. Now I want some! Nextly! It is my sister Elena’s birthday on Tuesday and I made her dinner tonight. She wanted chicken and rice and a fruit tart. EASY [...]
Life list
Posted in Dreams, Fat Ass, Food, Geek Obsession, Grace in small things, Life, life is good, tagged Big Damn Heroes!, Life List!, Weee! on January 24, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
So you know my life list? Instead of adding to it, I’ve crossed one off! This is the first one I’ve crossed off and I’m pleased with myself! #47 Make a souffle! Well of COURSE it’s chocolate! What? You are surprised? Delicious!
I have never had a macaron
Posted in Fat Ass, Food, tagged Food on June 2, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I believe this to be a tragedy. One that I must remedy. I must make them. I must try them. I think that I should make them on Saturday.
Or how about this?
Posted in Fat Ass, Food, tagged Food on May 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Wine cake with wine butter glaze? Cake? Soaked in wine and butter? Yes please?
Baking mood strikes again
Posted in Fat Ass, Food, tagged Food on May 28, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I am either making a Swedish Apple Pie or a Hot Toddy Pudding Cake. I can’t decide. Making both would be diet suicide. HELP ME DECIDE! When I make the Swedish Apple Pie I add an extra egg, fyi
Send chocolate
Posted in Fat Ass, Food, PMS, Rambles, Random, wants, tagged The Crazy! on May 5, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Am PMSing. Send help. Send alcohol. Send someone to give me a back massage! I NEED CHOCOLATE. I think PMS proves intelligent design wrong. Just my current theory. Our house inspection is today. I’m hoping everything looks good so we can move forward!
I heart Alton Brown
Posted in Fat Ass, Food, tagged Food on May 5, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Do you think he’d want to be my second husband?
Posted in Fat Ass, PMS, The evil side of Ariel on November 20, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I think it totally unfair that the WII, when it asks you why you are 2 lbs heavier than you were yesterday doesn’t have a category that says “premenstrual bloat, asshole!”

