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If you follow me on Twitter, today you might have read this: I asked my husband if he would bring me a cupcake. He asked me if I would not love him anymore if he didn’t. I’d had a shitty day- I tangled with a difficult client (no fun!) so I told him it might [...]

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First things first. I was watching sponge bob with my nieces and I saw a funny commercial. It’s moderately horrifying, actually: There were others! Stupid advertising.  Now I want some! Nextly! It is my sister Elena’s birthday on Tuesday and I made her dinner tonight.  She wanted chicken and rice and a fruit tart. EASY [...]

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So you know my life list?  Instead of adding to it, I’ve crossed one off!  This is the first one I’ve crossed off and I’m pleased with myself! #47 Make a souffle! Well of COURSE it’s chocolate! What? You are surprised?  Delicious!

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I have never had a macaron

I believe this to be a tragedy.  One that I must remedy. I must make them. I must try them.  I think that I should make them on Saturday.

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Or how about this?

Wine cake with wine butter glaze? Cake? Soaked in wine and butter? Yes please?

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Baking mood strikes again

I am either making a Swedish Apple Pie or a Hot Toddy Pudding Cake.  I can’t decide. Making both would be diet suicide. HELP ME DECIDE! When I make the Swedish Apple Pie I add an extra egg, fyi

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Send chocolate

Am PMSing. Send help. Send alcohol. Send someone to give me a back massage! I NEED CHOCOLATE. I think PMS proves intelligent design wrong.  Just my current theory. Our house inspection is today.  I’m hoping everything looks good so we can move forward!

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I heart Alton Brown

Do you think he’d want to be my second husband?

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I think it totally unfair that the WII, when it asks you why you are 2 lbs heavier than you were yesterday doesn’t have a category that says “premenstrual bloat, asshole!”

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