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		<title>Just desserts</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:07:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you follow me on Twitter, today you might have read this: I asked my husband if he would bring me a cupcake. He asked me if I would not love him anymore if he didn&#8217;t. I&#8217;d had a shitty day- I tangled with a difficult client (no fun!) so I told him it might [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=2685&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>In which she shares a funny commercial, and tells you all about how she shouted &#8220;Avada Kedavra!&#8221;at the fruit tart she was cooking!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 04:39:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First things first. I was watching sponge bob with my nieces and I saw a funny commercial. It&#8217;s moderately horrifying, actually: There were others! Stupid advertising.  Now I want some! Nextly! It is my sister Elena&#8217;s birthday on Tuesday and I made her dinner tonight.  She wanted chicken and rice and a fruit tart. EASY [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=2601&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Life list</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 04:59:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So you know my life list?  Instead of adding to it, I&#8217;ve crossed one off!  This is the first one I&#8217;ve crossed off and I&#8217;m pleased with myself! #47 Make a souffle! Well of COURSE it&#8217;s chocolate! What? You are surprised?  Delicious!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=2543&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I have never had a macaron</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2009/06/02/i-have-never-had-a-macaron/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:04:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nothingwitty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I believe this to be a tragedy.  One that I must remedy. I must make them. I must try them.  I think that I should make them on Saturday.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=1941&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Or how about this?</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2009/05/29/or-how-about-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 15:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wine cake with wine butter glaze? Cake? Soaked in wine and butter? Yes please?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=1913&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Baking mood strikes again</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2009/05/28/baking-mood-strikes-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 22:01:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am either making a Swedish Apple Pie or a Hot Toddy Pudding Cake.  I can&#8217;t decide. Making both would be diet suicide. HELP ME DECIDE! When I make the Swedish Apple Pie I add an extra egg, fyi<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=1905&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Send chocolate</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2009/05/05/send-chocolate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 18:34:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Am PMSing. Send help. Send alcohol. Send someone to give me a back massage! I NEED CHOCOLATE. I think PMS proves intelligent design wrong.  Just my current theory. Our house inspection is today.  I&#8217;m hoping everything looks good so we can move forward!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=1825&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I heart Alton Brown</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2009/05/05/i-heart-alton-brown/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 14:52:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you think he&#8217;d want to be my second husband?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=1820&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think it totally unfair that the WII, when it asks you why you are 2 lbs heavier than you were yesterday doesn&#8217;t have a category that says &#8220;premenstrual bloat, asshole!&#8221;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=960&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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