Since I have a young child I’m fairly well versed in all the shows on PBS. We don’t have cable or satellite because #1 I’m cheap and don’t see the value and #2 we are trying to save money and pay off debt so we can breed. I let Emma watch no more than an [...]
Archive for the ‘Random’ Category
In which I mix children’s tv shows and cusswords.
Posted in Parenting, Rambles, Random, VENTING, tagged Parenting on November 5, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Various
Posted in Rambles, Random, tagged Random on October 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I’m tired. TIRED. And sick to death of wrangling with clients. The days leading up to and the day of tax deadlines are always stressfull. But WE SURVIVED! I didn’t work out this morning, my warm bed and my warm husband were entirely too appealing. But I don’t feel as good if I don’t work [...]
Thing that make me smile
Posted in Family, Grace in small things, Home, Life, Parenting, Rambles, Random, life is good, tagged Happy:) on September 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/ My sister in law’s www.babysites.com page. I’m going to be an auntie in March again! Tomorrow is Friday. I am giving blood. This is our weekend with Emma. This makes us happy! Corn maizes! We are going for a train ride! Emma will get to pick out her very own pumpkin from the pumpkin [...]
Things that make me happy.
Posted in Life not defined by the cheese sandwhich, Random, Recovering Mormon, The evil side of Ariel, tagged Random on September 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
THIS post, courtesy Dooce. Thanks to her, I shall now address everyone as “My bitch”. Sample: Eventually, one night in total darkness, I arrived at the temple in Salt Lake City. I felt its facade and it was like a lightning bolt ran through my fingers, up and down my spine to my brain and [...]
Good afternoon, beautiful and terrifying spooklettes.
Posted in Random, Sick, tagged blogging, Funny! on August 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
There is this website, it’s called Talk Like Warren Ellis and it insults you in the awesomest way. You must go, enjoy and spread the awesome Britishness of it all… Apparently Warren Ellis is a British writer. And he appears to be QUITE awesome, judging by the greetings he gives on twitter. I’m QUITE pleased! [...]
What my husband has to put up with
Posted in Brian, Life not defined by the cheese sandwhich, Random, The evil side of Ariel, life is good, tagged PMS, The Crazy! on August 24, 2009 | 5 Comments »
We go to a sporting goods store. We go to the ammunition isle, cause we need bullets for the pistol. There is no 9mm ammo in stock. Guess no target practice for me. So I say “Sorry, honey, its all the gun toten freaks who are buying all the ammo cause Obama’s gonna take thier [...]
In which Brian learns a valuable lesson
Posted in Home, Life, Life not defined by the cheese sandwhich, Rambles, Random, life is good, tagged Funny!, Random on August 10, 2009 | 2 Comments »
A couple of weeks ago the boys were playing Axis and Allies until three in the morning. Not a problem. Except they were drinking. Again, not a problem. Except Brian said he’s be home by ONE and it was THREE when I woke up and his phone was dead and I didn’t know where he [...]
True story
Posted in Random, tagged Random on July 28, 2009 | 3 Comments »
I just got carded buying peanuts. (Okay, its from the smoke shop in the same complex as my work and I’m feeling shitty (no! not pregnant!) and peanuts sounded good and to be fair you have to be 18 to be in there and I’m pretty sure I look 18 and I bought a bottled [...]
Hand over the lemon bars and NO ONE WILL GET HURT!
Posted in Random, tagged PMS on June 2, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Yes. I’m PMSing. Make one wrong move and you may just DIE.
Send chocolate
Posted in Fat Ass, Food, PMS, Rambles, Random, wants, tagged The Crazy! on May 5, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Am PMSing. Send help. Send alcohol. Send someone to give me a back massage! I NEED CHOCOLATE. I think PMS proves intelligent design wrong. Just my current theory. Our house inspection is today. I’m hoping everything looks good so we can move forward!

