Archive for category Random
I can call you very ugly in Klingon but I never sank truly to the deepest depths
Posted by nothingwitty in Friends, Life, Rambles, Random, The evil side of Ariel on April 2, 2009
FOR EXAMPLE, I’ve never made a video of assorted clips- and dude, this song JUST came out.
Who hears a love song and thinks “Oh, that reminds me of these people on star trek?”
I was never a true nerd, I brushed the edges but never truly “inhaled”!
Easter and a cake and a whole lotta other shit rolled into one.
Posted by nothingwitty in Brian, Brian as Dad, Emma, Family, Food, Home, Life, Random, The evil side of Ariel on April 25, 2008
So I was feeling domestic.
So I baked a cake. Wanna see a picture?
Its a carrot cake and it was pretty good. It had pineapple and coconut in it.
The link I got it from is HERE.
Anyway…
I think I need a better camera. Also? It would have been really pretty if I’d bothered to actually toast the coconut. I got tired.
So after I baked it, I took a picture of it. And I didn’t let Emma jump face first into it.
SHE WANTED TO!
So after I tortured my daughter my taking pictures I cut it open.
And it was lovely!
I even made Brian pose for a shot!
Yes, it also tasted delicious. But its HUGE! I’m thinking I’ll take some of it to work and have Brian’s brother in law come and get some too. Next time I think cupcakes would be better- I could freeze them.
And since I ACTUALLY took pictures of something…. Here are some Easter photos for you!
Emma was REALLY pissed that I made her wear bunny ears.
Yes. I get that look a lot. She’s very very good at it.
Here is one of her practicing it.
Anyway, back to Easter, there was this guy who cut in line in front of Emma and I for the balloon animal people. The people very nicely (I thought) asked Emma was she wanted first.
“A Pink Sword!”
And thats what she got.
The nice balloon people somewhat confusedly asked the guy who cut in front of us what he wanted (! hello? Kids function? Bit odd?)
“A little pink doggie!”
Now… I’m not saying he was a creepy pedophile type person? Maybe he had a kid there…? But?
HE WAS CREEPY!
Anyway, one more Easter picture because Emma’s little lips just looked so sweet in this one.
She got my sister Brekke’s lips. Lucky girl.
And hey, here’s a picture of me! Brian and I were going on a DATE! So I curled my hair. It didn’t quite work out but HEY? Who cares?
Brian liked this picture. And I consider any picture where I’m not blinking to be a huge success! (he took 6, and this was the only decent one)
So guess who won’t be going to their 10 year reunion?
Posted by nothingwitty in life is good, Rambles, Random, Recovering Mormon, The evil side of Ariel on March 31, 2008
Did you guess me? You would be right.
First of all- I didn’t even graduate from that high school. Yes, technically I attended 3.75 years there, but I didn’t graduate.
Second? I don’t have many very good memories of it- I loved choir, I went there so I could be in the choir, and those memories were F***** over when my sister saw one of the girls I was in choir with making out with the MARRIED choir teacher who HAS KIDS OLDER THAN US in the parking lot of the store 8 years ago. Messed up.
Plus? Everyone I really cared about I’ve kept in touch with over the years.
Plus? I was glad when the school burned last year- it exorcised many yucky memories for me.
The weird thing is I didn’t have an unhappy high school existence- I got good grades, I had lots of friends. I wasn’t one of the “beautiful people” but I was well liked and everyone knew who I was. (small school, graduating class of 98 people total- 98 in 98, guess I messed that one up huh?)
But high school- while I enjoyed it for what it was- was in NO WAY the best part of my life! I wouldn’t go back to 18 for anything- yes, I wiegh15 lbs more than I did then, But I Feel GOOD about myself and who I am now. And I like that. I’m not the same person I was then, nor would I want to be. And the friends I kept in contact with? Love them as I do they are pretty much the same as they were then- which is fine for them, but I know they are uncomfortable with who I am now.
I am Ariel, twice divorced single mom. Mostly Buddhist, not even a little Mormon anymore- I have 2 bisexual sisters whom I am proud of and love very much and I think they should be able to marry anyone they want. I am pro choice, anti Bush and I believe in global warming. I live unashamedly with my boyfriend whom I will marry someday, when its right for us but we do not feel ashamed of our unmarried status.
Take cover
Posted by nothingwitty in Random on February 25, 2008
The most humorless man I’ve ever met just made a joke and it was even funny.
I swear the world is now ending.
It was nice knowing you all.
Feelers
Posted by nothingwitty in Random on January 9, 2008
So last night I ask Brian a question and he gives a flippant answer.
This is one of our favorite games.
I pretend to be hurt.
He then asks if I want to watch a movie.
“I can’t, you’ve hurt my feelers. In fact, you’ve broken them clean off.”
“Um, feelers? You have feelers? Where are these located, because I don’t have any!”
“You wouldn’t, you are a man. Everybody knows men don’t have feelers.”
“Well where are they? I want to see them. If they are broken you must at least have stubs or something.”
“There is nothing to see honey; I told you, you broke them clean off. And now I have to live the rest of my life without them.”
“Well what about these, are these feelers? There are two of them…”
“No, no, those would be breasts.”
-
You are currently browsing the archives for the Random category.
