I have not been Mormon for years, but in all that time it never occurred to me to ask them to remove my name from their lists. It did not matter much, since no one ever came looking for me, and I liked it that way. But then I started thinking about it. It is [...]
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The thought rattling around in my brain
Posted in Life not defined by the cheese sandwhich, Recovering Mormon on July 19, 2010 | 4 Comments »
Things that make me happy.
Posted in Life not defined by the cheese sandwhich, Random, Recovering Mormon, The evil side of Ariel, tagged Random on September 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
THIS post, courtesy Dooce. Thanks to her, I shall now address everyone as “My bitch”. Sample: Eventually, one night in total darkness, I arrived at the temple in Salt Lake City. I felt its facade and it was like a lightning bolt ran through my fingers, up and down my spine to my brain and [...]
F.Y.I.
Posted in Recovering Mormon, tagged Funny! on May 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
There is NO SUCH THING as MORMON PANTYHOSE. (Most popular search item that brings people to my blog, probably because of THIS post.)
So guess who won’t be going to their 10 year reunion?
Posted in Rambles, Random, Recovering Mormon, The evil side of Ariel, life is good on March 31, 2008 | 7 Comments »
Did you guess me? You would be right. First of all- I didn’t even graduate from that high school. Yes, technically I attended 3.75 years there, but I didn’t graduate. Second? I don’t have many very good memories of it- I loved choir, I went there so I could be in the choir, and those [...]
I stopped wearing pantyhose when I stopped being Mormon.
Posted in Pantyhose, Recovering Mormon on November 1, 2007 | 3 Comments »
And that is the entire truth.I don’t think the fishnets I wore last Halloween count.I’m not sure why I don’t wear them anymore, I never hated them. I just think it was the fact that if you didn’t wear them the Mormon ladies spewed forth hateful looks. I always felt like I could read their [...]

