<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:geo="http://www.w3.org/2003/01/geo/wgs84_pos#" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Nothing Witty &#187; Recovering Mormon</title>
	<atom:link href="http://nothingwitty.com/category/recovering-mormon/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://nothingwitty.com</link>
	<description>But if you tame me, then we shall need each other. To me, you will be unique in all the world. To you, I shall be unique in all the world. . .&#34;</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 16:18:40 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.com/</generator>
<cloud domain='nothingwitty.com' port='80' path='/?rsscloud=notify' registerProcedure='' protocol='http-post' />
<image>
		<url>http://s2.wp.com/i/buttonw-com.png</url>
		<title>Nothing Witty &#187; Recovering Mormon</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com</link>
	</image>
	<atom:link rel="search" type="application/opensearchdescription+xml" href="http://nothingwitty.com/osd.xml" title="Nothing Witty" />
	<atom:link rel='hub' href='http://nothingwitty.com/?pushpress=hub'/>
		<item>
		<title>The thought rattling around in my brain</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2010/07/19/the-thought-rattling-around-in-my-brain/</link>
		<comments>http://nothingwitty.com/2010/07/19/the-thought-rattling-around-in-my-brain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 21:36:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nothingwitty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life not defined by the cheese sandwhich]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Recovering Mormon]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nothingwitty.com/?p=2908</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have not been Mormon for years, but in all that time it never occurred to me to ask them to remove my name from their lists.  It did not matter much, since no one ever came looking for me, and I liked it that way. But then  I started thinking about it.  It is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=2908&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://nothingwitty.com/2010/07/19/the-thought-rattling-around-in-my-brain/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/54946ed60b8ba7b6d4c472c584506614?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Nothing Witty</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Things that make me happy.</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2009/09/01/things-that-make-me-happy/</link>
		<comments>http://nothingwitty.com/2009/09/01/things-that-make-me-happy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nothingwitty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life not defined by the cheese sandwhich]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Recovering Mormon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The evil side of Ariel]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nothingwitty.com/?p=2005</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[THIS post, courtesy Dooce.  Thanks to her, I shall now address everyone as &#8220;My bitch&#8221;. Sample: Eventually, one night in total darkness, I arrived at the temple in Salt Lake City. I felt its facade and it was like a lightning bolt ran through my fingers, up and down my spine to my brain and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=2005&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://nothingwitty.com/2009/09/01/things-that-make-me-happy/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/54946ed60b8ba7b6d4c472c584506614?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Nothing Witty</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>F.Y.I.</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2009/05/04/fyi-2/</link>
		<comments>http://nothingwitty.com/2009/05/04/fyi-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 22:06:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nothingwitty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Recovering Mormon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny!]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nothingwitty.com/?p=1818</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There is NO SUCH THING as MORMON PANTYHOSE. (Most popular search item that brings people to my blog, probably because of THIS post.)<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=1818&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://nothingwitty.com/2009/05/04/fyi-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/54946ed60b8ba7b6d4c472c584506614?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Nothing Witty</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>So guess who won&#8217;t be going to their 10 year reunion?</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2008/03/31/so-guess-who-wont-be-going-to-their-10-year-reunion/</link>
		<comments>http://nothingwitty.com/2008/03/31/so-guess-who-wont-be-going-to-their-10-year-reunion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nothingwitty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[life is good]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rambles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Recovering Mormon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The evil side of Ariel]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nothingwitty.wordpress.com/2008/03/31/so-guess-who-wont-be-going-to-their-10-year-reunion/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Did you guess me? You would be right. First of all- I didn&#8217;t even graduate from that high school. Yes, technically I attended 3.75 years there, but I didn&#8217;t graduate. Second? I don&#8217;t have many very good memories of it- I loved choir, I went there so I could be in the choir, and those [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=198&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://nothingwitty.com/2008/03/31/so-guess-who-wont-be-going-to-their-10-year-reunion/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/54946ed60b8ba7b6d4c472c584506614?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Nothing Witty</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>I stopped wearing pantyhose when I stopped being Mormon.</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2007/11/01/i-stopped-wearing-pantyhose-when-i-stopped-being-mormon/</link>
		<comments>http://nothingwitty.com/2007/11/01/i-stopped-wearing-pantyhose-when-i-stopped-being-mormon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 18:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nothingwitty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pantyhose]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Recovering Mormon]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nothingwitty.wordpress.com/2007/11/01/i-stopped-wearing-pantyhose-when-i-stopped-being-mormon/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[And that is the entire truth.I don&#8217;t think the fishnets I wore last Halloween count.I&#8217;m not sure why I don&#8217;t wear them anymore, I never hated them. I just think it was the fact that if you didn&#8217;t wear them the Mormon ladies spewed forth hateful looks. I always felt like I could read their [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=42&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://nothingwitty.com/2007/11/01/i-stopped-wearing-pantyhose-when-i-stopped-being-mormon/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/54946ed60b8ba7b6d4c472c584506614?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Nothing Witty</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
