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		<title>Once upon a time</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2009/08/27/once-upon-a-time-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a wee bit of a hullabaloo on Twitter today because of appliances.  We won&#8217;t go into that, as far as I can tell the more important parties are all playing nice (which is why I follow them!) But it reminded me of my favorite appliance for years.  My ex evil step mommy Lori [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=1995&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Stories of Evil Mother Fuckers, cont.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 17:52:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nothingwitty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;d think, on being told that your child has increased nightmares after her visits with you, that you&#8217;d be concerned and perhaps go along with a suggestion that perhaps overnight visits could wait until the nightmares ceased- they have been less frequent. But no, you are her FATHER.  You know how to comfort her.  Even [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=1903&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sometimes the crazy takes over</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2009/05/04/sometimes-the-crazy-takes-over/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 21:36:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nothingwitty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Divorce Sucks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Emma]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I picked up Emma from the evil one&#8217;s house, I was greeted by this: She fell and bashed her face into the ground.  (This picture taken AFTER I put ice on it for 15 minutes and washed the blood and dirt off her face) She was crying and asking for ice and J &#38; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=1814&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s nice to know he has priorities</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:59:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The &#8220;Donor&#8221; as I&#8217;ve taken to calling Emma&#8217;s biological dad, emailed me today to let me know that he was going to Canada for a week with the GF, and the baby and could we switch weekends please? (at least he said please, right? Oh wait&#8230; Just went back and read it and he DIDN&#8217;T [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=1769&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>???WTF???</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:04:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[David- the sperm donor- i.e. he who contributed half of my genetic material, is a jerk.  And not only a jerk, a genuine bad person. And even worse? He found Jesus! Trust me, click on the link, you will not be sorry. So he&#8217;s verbally and emotionally abusive, manipulative, and now he does it all [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=1593&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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