So I’m watching a Naked Science episode on “How to Kill a Planet”. I’m totally into it, I’ve had a bad day, so I’m thinking “Hell, WHY NOT? I’d LOVE to head over to Mars and do a little destruction therapy.” I mean OBVIOUSLY, destroying the planet I’m on would leave me unsatisfied, as I’d [...]
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All I asked for was a freaking rotating chair
Posted in Geek Obsession, Life not defined by the cheese sandwhich, The evil side of Ariel, mondays suck ass on May 3, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
In which she shares her embarrasment
Posted in Age, Life not defined by the cheese sandwhich, The evil side of Ariel, tagged Guilty Pleasures, music on December 29, 2009 | 6 Comments »
My taste in music is eclectic. I like most everything. I like most artists, most styles… But I’m ashamed to admit I love Lady GaGa. I’m thirty years old and she’s….odd. But I like her. I mean, I don’t really like to LOOK at her, I think her taste in clothing is atrocious (I’d kill [...]
Some movies that I actually might sit down long enough to watch.
Posted in The evil side of Ariel, life is good, tagged Random on December 1, 2009 | 3 Comments »
I hate watching movies. Or TV, for that matter, unless it’s educational or involves food, like the food network. I like food. I like learning shit. If I really like a movie I’ll watch it again- several agains. It’s really hard on my husband that I have such a hard time making myself watch a [...]
Things that make me happy.
Posted in Life not defined by the cheese sandwhich, Random, Recovering Mormon, The evil side of Ariel, tagged Random on September 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
THIS post, courtesy Dooce. Thanks to her, I shall now address everyone as “My bitch”. Sample: Eventually, one night in total darkness, I arrived at the temple in Salt Lake City. I felt its facade and it was like a lightning bolt ran through my fingers, up and down my spine to my brain and [...]
What my husband has to put up with
Posted in Brian, Life not defined by the cheese sandwhich, Random, The evil side of Ariel, life is good, tagged PMS, The Crazy! on August 24, 2009 | 5 Comments »
We go to a sporting goods store. We go to the ammunition isle, cause we need bullets for the pistol. There is no 9mm ammo in stock. Guess no target practice for me. So I say “Sorry, honey, its all the gun toten freaks who are buying all the ammo cause Obama’s gonna take thier [...]
I may have had a small glass of wine with lunch but that’s not why this is so FUNNY! (Or I LOVE JENNY THE BLOGGESS!)
Posted in The evil side of Ariel, tagged Funny! on May 7, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Warning, do not click through unless you have a warped AND AWESOME sense of humor. So I call my husband from the other room and I’m all “Hey! I can’t find any clown porn!” and he’s all “Okay honestly? I dare you to say something more fucked up” and I’m all “No, for real. I [...]
How to avoid the swine flu:
Posted in The evil side of Ariel, tagged Funny! on May 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
French kissing pigs should DEFINITELY be on the list of things you SHOULDN’T do!
THE SHAME!
Posted in The evil side of Ariel, life is good, tagged Books on April 29, 2009 | 2 Comments »
I’d kindof dismissed the Twilight books as sophomoric and wasn’t going to read them. But then Brian’s sister WHO HATES TO READ for whatever reason decided she was going to read them and has now read them twice. And then she handed me the first one- because she KNEW I was going to love them. [...]
I’m now calling myself Ariel ZOMBIE KILLER
Posted in The evil side of Ariel, life is good, weird in Idaho, tagged Zombies on April 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Apparently there are whole websites devoted to killing zombies but you have to know what kind of zombie you are dealing with. According to http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com there are several different varieties: “Rage zombies are still human and subject to human limits. They can be killed by anything that will kill an uninfected human and as quickly [...]
Food Porn
Posted in Food, Grace in small things, The evil side of Ariel, tagged Fat Ass on April 9, 2009 | 2 Comments »
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