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		<title>All I asked for was a freaking rotating chair</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 01:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m watching a Naked Science episode on &#8220;How to Kill a Planet&#8221;. I&#8217;m totally into it, I&#8217;ve had a bad day, so I&#8217;m thinking &#8220;Hell, WHY NOT?  I&#8217;d LOVE to head over to Mars and do a little destruction therapy.&#8221;  I mean OBVIOUSLY, destroying the planet I&#8217;m on would leave me unsatisfied, as I&#8217;d [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=2772&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>In which she shares her embarrasment</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 03:04:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nothingwitty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My taste in music is eclectic.  I like most everything.  I like most artists, most styles&#8230; But I&#8217;m ashamed to admit I love Lady GaGa. I&#8217;m thirty years old and she&#8217;s&#8230;.odd. But I like her. I mean, I don&#8217;t really like to LOOK at her, I think her taste in clothing is atrocious (I&#8217;d kill [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=2465&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Some movies that I actually might sit down long enough to watch.</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2009/12/01/some-movies-that-i-actually-might-sit-down-long-enough-to-watch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:33:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nothingwitty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate watching movies. Or TV, for that matter, unless it&#8217;s educational or involves food, like the food network.  I like food.  I like learning shit. If I really like a movie I&#8217;ll watch it again- several agains.  It&#8217;s really hard on my husband that I have such a hard time making myself watch a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=2347&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Things that make me happy.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THIS post, courtesy Dooce.  Thanks to her, I shall now address everyone as &#8220;My bitch&#8221;. Sample: Eventually, one night in total darkness, I arrived at the temple in Salt Lake City. I felt its facade and it was like a lightning bolt ran through my fingers, up and down my spine to my brain and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=2005&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What my husband has to put up with</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2009/08/24/what-my-husband-has-to-put-up-with/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:35:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We go to a sporting goods store. We go to the ammunition isle, cause we need bullets for the pistol.  There is no 9mm ammo in stock. Guess no target practice for me. So I say “Sorry, honey, its all the gun toten freaks who are buying all the ammo cause Obama’s gonna take thier [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=1992&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I may have had a small glass of wine with lunch but that&#8217;s not why this is so FUNNY! (Or I LOVE JENNY THE BLOGGESS!)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 18:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warning, do not click through unless you have a warped AND AWESOME sense of humor. So I call my husband from the other room and I’m all “Hey! I can’t find any clown porn!” and he’s all “Okay honestly? I dare you to say something more fucked up” and I’m all “No, for real. I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=1835&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How to avoid the swine flu:</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2009/05/07/how-to-avoid-the-swine-flu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 18:29:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[French kissing pigs should DEFINITELY be on the list of things you SHOULDN&#8217;T do!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=1831&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>THE SHAME!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 15:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d kindof dismissed the Twilight books as sophomoric and wasn&#8217;t going to read them. But then Brian&#8217;s sister WHO HATES TO READ for whatever reason decided she was going to read them and has now read them twice.  And then she handed me the first one- because she KNEW I was going to love them. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=1787&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m now calling myself Ariel ZOMBIE KILLER</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2009/04/24/im-now-calling-myself-ariel-zombie-killer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:54:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently there are whole websites devoted to killing zombies but you have to know what kind of zombie you are dealing with.  According to http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com there are several different varieties: &#8220;Rage zombies are still human and subject to human limits. They can be killed by anything that will kill an uninfected human and as quickly [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.com&#038;blog=5283946&#038;post=1778&#038;subd=nothingwitty&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Food Porn</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.com/2009/04/09/food-porn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:13:44 +0000</pubDate>
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